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“We need to get back to normal,” they say, while I continue to live my life normally, having barely changed my behaviour and lifestyle—or faced any of the horrifying consequences millions of other people have—during the entirety of this still-ongoing pandemic.

“You cannot buy clothes or shoes anymore unless you have 2G,” they say at a clothing store while I wonder if the virus knows the difference between this store and a fully packed grocery store where I am allowed to enter.

“When can we go out to dinner again?” they say as I walk into a restaurant full of people indoor dining and taking a seat.

“When can I see my friends again?” they ask my friends, whom I’m eating dinner with right now.

“When will these restrictions end so we can finally start living our lives and go to clubs again?” they demand while I imagine building a swimming pond and sauna in my backyard.

“You should get your kid vaccinated,” they say, while I give my son tons of Vitamine D3 and healthy food to strengthen his immune system.

“You should get your third booster shot. Even though they have heart issues from the first vaccine but this time they got Pfitzer,” they say while I shake my head in silence breathing deeply.

“This is the kind of stuff we’re missing out on because of lockdown but now we got the booster shots so we can see this movie”, they say while sitting in the front row at a packed showing at the movie theater, while I take a walk into the woods with my son to show him how awesome nature is.

“Stop making me wear a mask!” they shout, while I am maskless or “prepped” mine.

“When will we stop being governed by fear?” they ask, quizzing random people at the mall while I tell my son to not be afraid and that this too will pass.

“Your kids should be in school right now!” they say to a mom, who is constantly anxious because her kids are not in school while my kid, in fact, still is and was in school the entire time.

“The federal government has to stop with all these lockdowns,” they insist, in a country whose government wants a mandatory vaccination, while I say this will not be mandatory in the end and I rather pay the fines than get this vaccine.

“This is Orwellian!” they declare while I am on a crowded subway train wondering while 2-meters-distance does not apply here.

“You cannot pay for your books here if you don’t have 2G,” they say while we walked around in the bookstore for two hours already but now I have to ask my son to pay for the books because he is eight years old and I am not allowed to purchase the books but he is.

“I just want my life back!” they yell while I am on a date with someone at the Ginsberg Bar in Vienna.

“I’m done with COVID and these measurements, rules and regulations have to stop,” I say on a TV show broadcasting across a country while thousands of people are backing me up.

“Enough is enough—we can’t do this forever,” I say.

Is this government and these measurements for real? Leave your comments below.

I’m passionate about gut health. From a personal perspective, I’ve experienced first-hand the debilitating symptoms associated with a severe case of gastroenteritis and gallstones. And as a result, you bet I’ve done a whole lot of work on healing my gut because this was no fun!

The digestive system is one of my favourite parts of the human body as it’s truly the basis for whole-body health. It’s where we digest, absorb, and assimilate nutrients and it’s the major home of our immune system, protecting us from harmful pathogens, foreign particles and toxic substances entering our body. Our digestive tract is the primary barrier between us and the outside environment, and that is why gut health is so critical.

In a perfect world, our gut would be happily metabolizing the food we eat, removing waste efficiently and fighting off illnesses effectively. And while many people go through most of their life without much complaint, many aren’t experiencing the luxury of a robust digestive system and are instead experiencing food triggers, uncomfortable digestive symptoms, unusual bowel habits, and chronic inflammation.

Fortunately, there are some steps we can take to mitigate these issues. And while it definitely involves patience, it’s absolutely possible to make improvements in your gut health. Each of the steps listed below were all things that I did when my digestion was an absolute disaster a few years ago, and some of them are still part of my life to this day.

5 Steps to heal your gut

Healing your gut involves a few specific steps collectively known as the 5 R’s (remove, replace, reinoculate, repair and rebalance). Removing triggers, replacing your digestive system with factors that help it to function optimally, reinoculating your gut with the bacteria it needs to thrive, repairing tissues with specific types of healing nutraceuticals (supplements), and rebalancing the body with new lifestyle habits.

Before we dive in here, I want to point out that this process is best done alongside a qualified healthcare practitioner who has a thorough understanding of your unique situation.

1. Remove

This first step involves removing 3 main categories from your diet IF APPLICABLE.

*Please note that the removal of foods from your diet should be done carefully. This is a step that can lead to disordered eating behaviours if not done with proper guidance. The specific foods eliminated will depend on what’s contributing to your unique symptoms.

• allergens/sensitivities
• irritants
• pathogens (if present)

This step involves removing triggers in the form of offending foods (food sensitivities, intolerances, allergies), items that promote inflammation or gastric irritation such as alcohol and removing any existing pathogenic infections such as bacterial overgrowths or candida. Antimicrobials such as black walnut, oregano oil, grapefruit seed extract, olive leaf extract, berberine, caprylic acid, and garlic can help eradicate these infections.

An elimination diet may be helpful for determining your unique intolerances. This is a period of about 4-6 weeks where common food triggers are avoided and then re-introduced to determine tolerance. Foods are never intended to be avoided indefinitely in this process unless absolutely required (such as allergy).

Reminder: It’s best to work with a qualified healthcare practitioner for any kind of elimination diet or when undergoing antimicrobial therapy.

2. Replace

Step two is to replace the factors that are lacking or not functioning optimally in our digestive system so that we can restore the proper function of our digestive organs such as our stomach, liver, gallbladder, or pancreas.

This can be achieved via supplements and may include stomach acid support (hydrochloric acid, apple cider vinegar), digestive enzymes, bile salts and/or digestive bitters. These types of supplements are very useful for easing the burden on a poorly functioning gut, enhancing our ability to break down and extract nutrients from food, and reducing symptoms.

Everybody’s requirements are different. Again, speak to your healthcare practitioner if you have questions about taking these kinds of supplements.

3. Reinoculate

Step three is to reinoculate! It’s a fancy word, but it simply means to reintroduce, and in this case, reintroduce friendly bacteria. If antimicrobial therapy (in step 1) was done, then this step would happen after.

Microbes play a critical role in what’s known as our microbiome and disruptions in this delicate bacterial balance from things like antibiotics, stress, food triggers, or a diet low in fibrous plant foods can lead to an array of symptoms and conditions (such as IBS).

Slowly increasing your consumption of prebiotic-rich foods (these are plant foods like vegetables, fruits, grains and legumes that stimulate the growth of our gut flora), probiotic-rich foods such as sauerkraut, kimchi and yoghurt, as well as good quality probiotic supplementation is very important here.

4. Repair

The repair phase is where you really begin to put an emphasis on repairing the gut even further.

This is done through specific types of nutrients that have very therapeutic uses such as tissue-repairing glutamine (a favourite of mine), zinc, soothing deglycyrrhizinated licorice (DGL) and other mucilaginous herbs, and anti-inflammatories such as turmeric and omega-3 fatty acids from fish oil. Your healthcare provider can help shed some light on which ones may be best suitable for you and your unique case.

5. Rebalance

The fifth step is to rebalance the body with supportive lifestyle habits, such as reducing stress and getting proper sleep. These are often overlooked when we think about healing because it may not always feel like they make a big difference, but indeed they do. Maintaining a gut-friendly way of eating is also important, including the points mentioned in #3: Reinoculate phase.

Meditation, deep breathing exercises, and adaptogenic herbs are all things that can support this rebalance phase.

It’s important to remember that healing takes time. There’s no magic formula to improving your health nor is there a one-size-fits-all approach. It’s also important to remember that many of the lifestyle changes we make to better ourselves should be part of our lives long-term to continue to support our body (and to prevent us from slipping back to where we were before).

Once again, if you have any concerns, always speak to your healthcare provider.

Questions? Got an experience to share? Leave it below in the comments! I’d love to hear from you.

Hangover? Do you want to play a little game?

Riddle Number 1

There is a room with five chairs in it. Eight people are standing in the room. Some of them are Vampires.

Some of them are Normals. Vampires always lie. Normals always tell the truth. The room has three enormous windows in it, all facing west. It is six o’clock on an October evening.

Sunset may be seen through the westward windows. It is magnificent. (By the way, the Vampires have been awake all day. The sun does not kill them. They are not that kind of Vampires.)

The Vampires are very handsome and beautiful at the same time. They only tell handsome and beautiful lies. The Normals are wandering around the room, spreading rumours wherever they go.

There are two large bottles of inexpensive wine on the table, one of which is poisoned, one of which is not. Also, you are ruinously drunk.

Either a Vampire or a Normal touches your shoulder and suggests something that surprises you. It begins as a statement and ends as a question. Without feeling for fangs, and lying or telling the truth as you see fit, what three questions and two statements do you pose in order to determine whether you are standing or sitting down?

Hint: The wine is rosé.

Riddle Number 2

Combine the yolk of one egg with half a liter of soda. Add milk and vodka (warm) to taste. Rent Working Moms on Netflix and begin watching it. Drink the yolk/soda//milk/vodka combination while watching the first three episodes of Season 1 while rubbing your bare feet on the carpet.

Upon conclusion of the first three episodes, decide to take a shower, then change your mind. Prepare a box of instant mashed potatoes as directed. Add one whole bottle of Tabasco and the juice of one lemon. While mixing, remember high school until it becomes too painful to continue. While sucking on one ice cube, watch the rest of Season 1.

Sleep for ten hours.

Awake at sunset and suddenly realize: Everyone is standing, excluding yourself. Attempt to explain this to your husband or wife. Ask around to find out how you ended up on the bath mat and not in your bed.

So, you are done with the riddles. How do you feel? Now one final game.

The Name Game

Take the name of your pet as your first name and the name of the street you grew up on as your last name. That’s your Porn Star name.

Take the last name of the person you love as your last name. If you are a heterosexual woman, that’s your Oppressed by the Patriarchy name. If you are a heterosexual man, that’s your Sensitive New Age name. If you are a gay person of either gender, that’s an affirmation of your love.

Aim at your neighbour with a large club, then hit him over the head and take his wallet. Hide his body in the shed outside his house. The name on his credit cards? That’s your Fugitive from Justice name.

Take the kind of first name given to girls whose parents followed the Grateful Dead. Now take a patrician surname of English origin. That’s your Public Defender’s name.

Take a random six-digit number as your first name. Drop your last name. That’s your official Prison name.

Take an interjection used to call attention as your first name. Take the proper term of a female dog as your last name. That’s your unofficial Prison name.

Take the name you used back when everyone had walkmans. Boy, that takes you back, huh? That’s your You are Old name.

Imprisoned for not taking the vaccination shot? Take note of the name your cellmate whispers repeatedly in his sleep. That’s your Corona name.

Take a name from the list of most common names for babies in 1965 as your first name. Take a name chosen at random from the phone book as your last name. That’s your Witness Protection Program name.

Take your middle name as your first name. Take your mother’s maiden name as your last name. That’s your Romance Novel Name.

That should be sobered you up.

You are welcome.