I started all over again in a new city; in a new country. This also entails changing phone numbers, bank account, passwords and whatnot which is always very annoying. The other day, I tried to sign up with a government website in Vienna. This is what happened:
Thank you for creating your new online account! We are pleased you are with us. Please choose a password.
Password: lovemyson
Error: Password must contain at least nine alphanumeric characters, including one number
Password: Ilovemyson2
Error: Password must contain at least one hard-to-guess number
Password: Ilovemyson9
Error: Password already exists
Password: Ilovemyson88
Error: Number is inappropriate. [why not?, Ooooooh, 88, HH…. I am in Vienna]
Password: mysonmybestfriend1
Error: Password must be less sad
Password: mysonisagoodfriend1
Error: Capital letters required throughout password
Password: MySonIsaGoodFriend1
Error: Password must contain two numbers
Password: MySonIsaGoodFriend12
Error: Password is easy to guess
Password: IReallylikeSomeoneElseToo12
Error: Sounds great but maybe this is an unattainable fantasy if he does not know it
Password: ItoldhimandhefeelstheSameWay2
Error: Be careful and take things slow. You just got out of a huge mess! [ I guess the internetknows everything!?]
Password: HowCanItaketheRelationshipToTheNextLevel?!12
Error: Did he meet your parents? Did you meet his parents? Does your son like him?
Password: Hedidandtheylikehim!Mysonloveshimtoohecanlifthimupsidedown!12
Error: Enjoy time together. Here and Now.
Password: CanIUsethisasAPassword?12
Error: No. I want to know more about this new guy.
Password: JsusChrst666
Error: Password cannot take the Lord’s name in vain.
Password: ButIamanAtheist777
Error: That makes it worse!
Password: iH8You69
Error: Let’s not take this down that road
Password: HeIsSmartandHandsomeAndLetsMeBeMyselfHeAlsoMakesMeLaugh
Error: Does he give you a break from parenting?
Password: HeDoesanditFeelsGreatMySonActuallySaysThaTHeLovesHim<3
Error: Your son does not have a father figure in his life?
Password: HisFatherNeverCallsButHeLovesMyFriendWhoTalksandListensToHimMySonActuallyHoldsHisHand12!
Error: Why does his father act like this?
Password: IDoNotKnow!HeChoosesToBeThisWay!MaybeHeIsTooAfraidofWhatMayHappenIfheTalksToHisSonAndHowHeWould React
Error: That seems not very smart. Does his son miss him?
Password: HisSonHasEverythingHeNeedsAndDoesNotMissHimButAsksWhyHisFatherNeverCallsAndIfHisFatherLovesHim!IQ164
Error: Haha! Funny. Next you probably tell me that he tried to kill 15 people with his bare hands?
Password: HeActuallyToldMeThatStoryOnNovember1st2018ButThereIsNoEvidenceHowever!FilesHaveBeenDeletedHeSaid12?
Error: Oh wow. This is crazy. Is he at least paying child support?
Password: NopeHeIsNotButHeComesUpWithGreatExcuses!
Error: Wow. Why wouldn’t he pay for his own son and be responsible? When was the last time he saw/spoke to him? Also, I saw on LinkedIn that you currently don’t have a job.
Password: HeChoosesNotToPayHeSawHimLastinMay2018AndHasNotSpokenToHimSince!YesIdoNotHaveAJobYetButWillHaveOneInJanuary2020IDoNotHaveAnIncomeUntilThen12!
Error: Wow! What father does that? How do your son and you survive financially?
Password: IDoNotKnowWhyHeDoesIt!WeSurviveOnMyPensionAndHelpFromFamilyandFriends 12!
Error: Wow. I, as a Computer, am shocked and I am not supposed to have feelings. I have nothing to add at this point. You can choose any password you would like.
Password: JustPaytheChildSupportYouOweYourSon1!
Congratulations! Your password is set!
