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.Lies We Told Each Other.
- You look really familiar; have I seen you somewhere before?
- I never have more than two (re:slices of cakes)
- Funny story: I actually make a really good girlfriend/boyfriend.
- That’s hilarious.
- That is so interesting.
- That is so funny.
- That’s really funny.
- I really never have more than five (re: slices of cake)
- I basically had a double major.
- I am pretty much running this place.
- I know what you mean.
- Oh year, I think I read this somewhere.
- I love this song.
- I really love this song!
- This is literally the craziest thing I have ever heard.
- I literally cannot eat any more of this.
- I gotta get up early in the morning.
- I have this thing for work…
- I am sorry I haven’t called you: things have been crazy.
- I can’t on Friday. I have things on Friday.
- Just some friends. Seeing some friends.
- You look gorgeouuuuuuuuus in this dress/suit/coat!
- Your hair looks so pretty.
- It fits you perfectly.
- I love that pink lipstick.
- I am ready in like, five minutes.
- I honestly never think about him/her anymore.
- More than ten, but fewer than twenty. (re: relationships)
- It’s a great work party- we should all go. It sounds like fun.
- No, that sounds like a lot of fun.
- You were the handsomest guy there.
- No, I am serious.
- Yeah, they seem really cool (re: work friends)
- I… I love you too.
- I have never felt like this before.
- This moment, right here, is the happiest moment of my life.
- Yes.
- Yeah.
- No.
- Definitely.
- I love them (re:earrings)
- It’s delicious (re:quiche that it too salty)
- I just feel like we get each other in a way most couples don’t.
- I also feel that way, exactly.
- I was listening.
- I didn’t even notice him.
- Just a guy I work with.
- You are reading too much into things.
- He is like a brother!
- It would just be weird.
- I have never thought of him in that way.
- Well, that’s really wonderful.
- No, I am not being passive-aggressive.
- I really think it’s wonderful.
- I don’t know what “tone” you are talking about. I am telling you it’s wonderful.
- I love your friends. You know I love your friends.
- What are you talking about? You are great at parties.
- I didn’t notice (re: weight gain)
- No, I am telling you, you look exactly the same to me.
- I told you red (re: wine)
- I definitely said red.
- I checked the weather before we left.
- I didn’t see your text until I was already on my way home.
- They want it to be just the girls, no boyfriends. I think it’s stupid, personally, but what can you do? I will tell them you said that.
- You don’t need to apologize to me.
- I think the most important thing is honesty.
- It’s fine.
- I am fine. I am great.
- Fine.
- It’s really fine. I told you it’s fine. I am fine.
- Of course, I am happy for you (re: promotion)
- I am thrilled.
- Marvellous!
- I can listen and check my emails at the same time.
- I don’t keep track of those things the way you do (re: who “won” argument)
- I trust you.
- Okay, you are right. I am not just saying that so you will shut up, do you know how degrading that is?
- She seems really nice. I like her.
- It doesn’t bother me.
- Just do whatever you want; I don’t have an opinion one way or the other.
- It was just coffee.
- I think you are overreacting.
- I am sorry.
- I had to work late.
- Why would I lie about being at work? I don’t understand you.
- I actually have no idea what you are talking about. I really don’t. Truly.
- This? Whatever this is? It’s all in your head!
- I told you already twice.
- You don’t know me at all.
- I didn’t mean it like that.
- I don’t deserve this!
- I am just thinking what’s going to be best for you!
- All I want is for you to be happy. That’s all I want.
- I think the problem is I love you too much. Could that be the problem?
- Once everything settles down at work, things will get easier with us.
- If you would just come home, we could talk about this like adults.
- That’s so mean; I do not have one foot out the door.
- Damn it, we can make this work. I want to make this work. I am dedicated to making this work.
- I actually think that fight was a really good fight for us as a couple.
- I am never going to hurt you like that again.
- I love you.
- I love you too.
